Texts From Last Night and Disney animated canon.
14 9 / 2014
[First image: Jasmine from Aladdin, speaking with a smile.
Second image: Rajah looking round dubiously.]
(773): I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. He looked concerned.
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[Image: Belle from Beauty and the Beast, shrugging and rolling her eyes.]
(267): I think I’ve been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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13 9 / 2014
[Image: Claude Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, hunched over with his teeth gritted.]
(407): How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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[Image: Grumpy bidding Snow White farewell at the end of the movie.]
(937): Btw when I was saying “fuck you” I meant it like “be quiet beautiful princess”
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12 9 / 2014
[Two images: Fa Mulan, in a grove of bamboo, talking with a concerned expression.]
(832): We cuddled after till the morning. Then she woke up sober… and straight.
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[First image: Ariel from The Little Mermaid, talking earnestly.
Second image: Ursula, hands clasped together, smiling and pursing her lips.]
(404): I’ll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favours.
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11 9 / 2014
[Image: Anna from Frozen, looking uncertain, while Hans looked concerned behind her.]
(402): A surplus of mistakes were made and I don’t know what 89% of them were.
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[First image: Lords Dingwall, Macintosh, and MacGuffin looking at Merida with deadpan expressions.
Second image: Merida talking angrily.]
(430): we told you you couldn’t get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were ‘discriminating you’
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10 9 / 2014
[Image: Pocahontas smirking to Nakoma.]
(570): I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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[Image: Jessie and Buzz Lightyear, from Toy Story Toy. Buzz is looking to the side, one finger raised, while Jessie stands with her hands on her hips eyeing him appreciatively.]
(514): Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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