17 5 / 2013
![[Image: Aurora/Briar Rose from Sleeping Beauty, sitting in the forest talking to various animals. She gestures to herself with one hand.]
(801): I’m a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me](http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e0251b2af0c713982740eccb1a2cb1a/tumblr_mmwzmu6Wom1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[Image: Aurora/Briar Rose from Sleeping Beauty, sitting in the forest talking to various animals. She gestures to herself with one hand.]
(801): I’m a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
05 5 / 2013
![[First image: Tarzan in a tree, in his loincloth, pointing both hands two his chest.
Second image: Tarzan and Jane Porter in the tree. Tarzan is putting both hands on Jane’s shoulders and talking insistently, while Jane looks uncertain.]
(937): Needs to be more caveman. “Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals.”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e07ddf7b50f3851d20bf0629a6d1356/tumblr_mmcg2ceh5X1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[First image: Tarzan in a tree, in his loincloth, pointing both hands two his chest.
Second image: Tarzan and Jane Porter in the tree. Tarzan is putting both hands on Jane’s shoulders and talking insistently, while Jane looks uncertain.]
(937): Needs to be more caveman. “Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals.”
03 5 / 2013
![[First image: Aurora and Philip from Sleeping Beauty, in the forest. Philip holds his hands out questioningly as Aurora turns away from him, head held high.
Second image: Aurora, in her blue gown, lying face-down on a stone floor.]
(443): so i might have figured out why that girl isn’t talking to me… I’m 90% confident I didn’t give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>](http://25.media.tumblr.com/84b4a320ff23d17afc8027a822b406a2/tumblr_mm7xja3WNd1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[First image: Aurora and Philip from Sleeping Beauty, in the forest. Philip holds his hands out questioningly as Aurora turns away from him, head held high.
Second image: Aurora, in her blue gown, lying face-down on a stone floor.]
(443): so i might have figured out why that girl isn’t talking to me… I’m 90% confident I didn’t give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
23 4 / 2013
![[First image: Aladdin, standing against a palm tree background. He is smiling, hands spread wide and expressively.
Second image: Aladdin holding his hands up and speaking enthusiastically.]
(085): I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper](http://25.media.tumblr.com/faeb6a6bf3e4f8ff0ea619b8d4c14147/tumblr_mlnwussdnK1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[First image: Aladdin, standing against a palm tree background. He is smiling, hands spread wide and expressively.
Second image: Aladdin holding his hands up and speaking enthusiastically.]
(085): I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
23 4 / 2013
![[Image: Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, raising a gun towards the camera.]
(402): Are you trying to threaten my boobs?](http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8fb25d694b99b85da3e4c446b3f7edf/tumblr_mlnwscxAB81r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[Image: Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, raising a gun towards the camera.]
(402): Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
22 4 / 2013
![[First image: Jasmine twining her fingers into Jafar’s beard.
Second image: Jafar looking round, faintly annoyed, while Jasmine looks at him in surprise.
Third image: Aladdin jumping towards Jafar, one hand drawn back in a fist.]
(775): I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/1487bd6ad5fcd7610fef00346bc48d72/tumblr_mlnwqiUYC71r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[First image: Jasmine twining her fingers into Jafar’s beard.
Second image: Jafar looking round, faintly annoyed, while Jasmine looks at him in surprise.
Third image: Aladdin jumping towards Jafar, one hand drawn back in a fist.]
(775): I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
12 4 / 2013
![[Image: Frollo and Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. They are inside Notre Dame, standing facing each other. Frollo looks calm and smug, with folded hands, while Esmeralda snarls at him with clenched fists and a combative stance.]
(609): I thought you wanted to talk?
(908): What part of “Lets have angry sex” means I want to talk?](http://24.media.tumblr.com/231602cb1a7af84759bd5c6f2eeab14e/tumblr_ml3zszV74A1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[Image: Frollo and Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. They are inside Notre Dame, standing facing each other. Frollo looks calm and smug, with folded hands, while Esmeralda snarls at him with clenched fists and a combative stance.]
(609): I thought you wanted to talk?
(908): What part of “Lets have angry sex” means I want to talk?
12 4 / 2013
![[Image: Tinkerbell from Peter Pan, looking down at her reflection in a mirror. She looks shocked as she places her hands on her hips.]
(832): I’m beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9938abaf015579a2088d9dfc1e6e41a/tumblr_ml3zpvCjWl1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[Image: Tinkerbell from Peter Pan, looking down at her reflection in a mirror. She looks shocked as she places her hands on her hips.]
(832): I’m beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
11 4 / 2013
![[Image: Vinnie Santorini from Atlantis: The Lost Empire, talking to Milo and making an expansive gesture.]
(831): My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire](http://25.media.tumblr.com/993b70b43b47b2cd68bab841033b02ae/tumblr_ml26iax7pA1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[Image: Vinnie Santorini from Atlantis: The Lost Empire, talking to Milo and making an expansive gesture.]
(831): My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
11 4 / 2013
![[First image: Pocahontas talking to Nakoma with a sly smile on her face.
Second image: Jasmine leaning over her balcony towards Pocahontas. Both have their eyes lowered, and they appear to be about to kiss.]
(312): Doesn’t matter if she’s straight, I’ll get her. I’m not called The Transformer for nothing.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c10c33c296fc63960999fcc8500d6f6/tumblr_ml263qS1IW1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[First image: Pocahontas talking to Nakoma with a sly smile on her face.
Second image: Jasmine leaning over her balcony towards Pocahontas. Both have their eyes lowered, and they appear to be about to kiss.]
(312): Doesn’t matter if she’s straight, I’ll get her. I’m not called The Transformer for nothing.
