22 10 / 2014

[First image: Hercules and Megara. Megara is glancing down Hercules’s body, and both are smiling.
Second image: Megara, wringing out her shoe, with her back to Hercules. He looks offended.]
(530): I mean obviously I like your dick… Jury is still out on you but your dick is good

[First image: Hercules and Megara. Megara is glancing down Hercules’s body, and both are smiling.

Second image: Megara, wringing out her shoe, with her back to Hercules. He looks offended.]

(530): I mean obviously I like your dick… Jury is still out on you but your dick is good

21 10 / 2014

[First image: Elsa from Frozen, speaking to Anna, frowning and with raised hands.
Second image: Elsa walking away from a shocked-looking Anna and Hans.]
(302): The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.

[First image: Elsa from Frozen, speaking to Anna, frowning and with raised hands.

Second image: Elsa walking away from a shocked-looking Anna and Hans.]

(302): The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.

21 10 / 2014

[First image: James P. “Sulley” Sullivan from Monsters University, ‘dancing’ by swaying on the spot and waving his arms back and forth at head height.
Second image: Naomi Jackson, Crystal DuBois and Britney Davis, from PNK. Naomi is front and centre, and looking angry.]
(713): I’ve seen you dance and let’s just say its a good thing you don’t have a small dick

[First image: James P. “Sulley” Sullivan from Monsters University, ‘dancing’ by swaying on the spot and waving his arms back and forth at head height.

Second image: Naomi Jackson, Crystal DuBois and Britney Davis, from PNK. Naomi is front and centre, and looking angry.]

(713): I’ve seen you dance and let’s just say its a good thing you don’t have a small dick

20 10 / 2014

[Image: Chien Po, in women’s clothing, running off with the Emperor under one arm.]
(212): 80% sure the drag queens carried him home

[Image: Chien Po, in women’s clothing, running off with the Emperor under one arm.]

(212): 80% sure the drag queens carried him home

20 10 / 2014

[First image: Roger Radcliffe from 101 Dalmatians, wagging a finger and talking sternly.
Second image: Anita, sitting in a pond, soaked through and looking shocked.]
(510:) I feel like you’re gonna be reading this at 6AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but remember…I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
(707): The sad thing is that it’s 6:45 and you’re not far off.

[First image: Roger Radcliffe from 101 Dalmatians, wagging a finger and talking sternly.

Second image: Anita, sitting in a pond, soaked through and looking shocked.]

(510:) I feel like you’re gonna be reading this at 6AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but remember…I offered to drive you home. And you said no.

(707): The sad thing is that it’s 6:45 and you’re not far off.

19 10 / 2014

[Image: Elsa from Frozen, in her new ice palace and dress, strutting forwards and throwing her arms wide.]
(320): I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.

[Image: Elsa from Frozen, in her new ice palace and dress, strutting forwards and throwing her arms wide.]

(320): I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.

19 10 / 2014

[First image: Pinocchio, teary-eyed.
Second image: Jiminy Cricket, taking off his hat and looking charmed.]
(712): I don’t question myself. That’s what I have you for.
(402): I’m honored.

[First image: Pinocchio, teary-eyed.

Second image: Jiminy Cricket, taking off his hat and looking charmed.]

(712): I don’t question myself. That’s what I have you for.

(402): I’m honored.

18 10 / 2014

ladydragon76:

ladydragon76:

If you have an LJ where you have posted fanfic, GO HERE and in the search to the right look up your user name.

Whoever this is, they are using a bot to copy and post all public LJ entries with the tags they’re after. LUCKILY for me, my fics are direct…

Checked it out, luckily my stuff isn’t appearing. I cannot believe some people.

18 10 / 2014

[Image: Mulan running along the ridge of a roof, Mushu in one hand, as Shan Yu is blasted away by a firework.]
(843): I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard

[Image: Mulan running along the ridge of a roof, Mushu in one hand, as Shan Yu is blasted away by a firework.]

(843): I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard

18 10 / 2014

[Image: Most of the male characters of Brave, walking back into the castle without their kilts on.]
(250): We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.

[Image: Most of the male characters of Brave, walking back into the castle without their kilts on.]

(250): We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.