28 8 / 2014

[First image: Disney’s Cinderella, kneeling on the floor of her room and talking with a resigned expression.
Second image: The female mice in the green dress and hat, wielding a sewing needle and grinning.]
(202): Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
[Submitted by alwaysfallingdizzy]

[First image: Disney’s Cinderella, kneeling on the floor of her room and talking with a resigned expression.

Second image: The female mice in the green dress and hat, wielding a sewing needle and grinning.]

(202): Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.

[Submitted by alwaysfallingdizzy]

28 8 / 2014

[First image: Hades from Disney’s Hercules, talking with one raised eyebrow.
Second image: Meg, turning to talk over her shoulder, looking sorely unimpressed.]
(772): Are you proud of yourself?
(407): ask me again when I’m drunk. Then fuck off.

[First image: Hades from Disney’s Hercules, talking with one raised eyebrow.

Second image: Meg, turning to talk over her shoulder, looking sorely unimpressed.]

(772): Are you proud of yourself?

(407): ask me again when I’m drunk. Then fuck off.

27 8 / 2014

[First image: Belle from Beauty and the Beast, hands on her hips, talking angrily.
Second image: Gaston, grimacing.]
(330): can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism

[First image: Belle from Beauty and the Beast, hands on her hips, talking angrily.

Second image: Gaston, grimacing.]

(330): can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism

27 8 / 2014

[First image: The Emperor, gesturing to the distant, burning roof of his palace with a stern expression.
Second image: Mulan, sword in hand, talking to the Emperor.]
(479): Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
(1-479): Tequila.

[First image: The Emperor, gesturing to the distant, burning roof of his palace with a stern expression.

Second image: Mulan, sword in hand, talking to the Emperor.]

(479): Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?

(1-479): Tequila.

26 8 / 2014

[Image: Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, turning to say ‘I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way’.]
(518): I can’t help that I bring out the sex in people

[Image: Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, turning to say ‘I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way’.]

(518): I can’t help that I bring out the sex in people

26 8 / 2014

[First image: Aladdin, smiling, holding half a loaf of bread.
Second image: Aladdin, looking sadly at the bread.]
(650): I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.

[First image: Aladdin, smiling, holding half a loaf of bread.

Second image: Aladdin, looking sadly at the bread.]

(650): I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.

25 8 / 2014

[First image: Lilo from Lilo and Stitch, leaning out of her door and shouting down the stairs.
Second image: Cobra Bubbles, looking stern.
Third image: Lilo, tilting her head and speaking innocently.]
(914): answer my text you professional douchebag
(914): and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible

[First image: Lilo from Lilo and Stitch, leaning out of her door and shouting down the stairs.

Second image: Cobra Bubbles, looking stern.

Third image: Lilo, tilting her head and speaking innocently.]

(914): answer my text you professional douchebag

(914): and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible

25 8 / 2014

[Image: Disney’s Cinderella, propping herself up on one elbow in bed.]
(704): I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don’t want to put on pants or behave.

[Image: Disney’s Cinderella, propping herself up on one elbow in bed.]

(704): I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don’t want to put on pants or behave.

24 8 / 2014

[Image: Claude Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, looking at baby Quasimodo disgustedly.]
(734): I just really hate taking care of things… If I can’t fill it with liquor I’m not sure what to do with it.

[Image: Claude Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, looking at baby Quasimodo disgustedly.]

(734): I just really hate taking care of things… If I can’t fill it with liquor I’m not sure what to do with it.

24 8 / 2014

[First image: Ursula from The Little Mermaid, leaning forwards with an eager grin.
Second image: Ursula, slumped forwards with her head on one hand, gritting her teeth]
(248): I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn’t an emotion and I hate everyone

[First image: Ursula from The Little Mermaid, leaning forwards with an eager grin.

Second image: Ursula, slumped forwards with her head on one hand, gritting her teeth]

(248): I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn’t an emotion and I hate everyone