23 8 / 2014

[First image: Milo Thatch from Atlantis: The Lost Empire, lying on his front in his tent and grinning.
Second image: Milo and Audrey Ramirez, on the back of a truck, looking back at the burning remains of the camp.]
(615): The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
(615): UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD

[First image: Milo Thatch from Atlantis: The Lost Empire, lying on his front in his tent and grinning.

Second image: Milo and Audrey Ramirez, on the back of a truck, looking back at the burning remains of the camp.]

(615): The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.

(615): UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD

22 8 / 2014

[First image: Close-up of the eyes of Belle, from Beauty and the Beast.
Second image: Close-up of the eyes of Disney’s Pocahontas.
Third image: Belle, in her father’s workshop, speaking.
Fourth image: Tiana, raising a hand as she speaks.
Fifth image: Belle, leaning back against the fireplace, talking and gesturing with one hand.]
(405): It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
(1-405): Was it a good conversation?
(405): It was an awkward, sexual conversation.

[First image: Close-up of the eyes of Belle, from Beauty and the Beast.

Second image: Close-up of the eyes of Disney’s Pocahontas.

Third image: Belle, in her father’s workshop, speaking.

Fourth image: Tiana, raising a hand as she speaks.

Fifth image: Belle, leaning back against the fireplace, talking and gesturing with one hand.]

(405): It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.

(1-405): Was it a good conversation?

(405): It was an awkward, sexual conversation.

22 8 / 2014


[First image: Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty, talking with a smile.
Second image: Elsa from Frozen, in her ice gown, looking round uncertainly.]
(217): Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?

[First image: Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty, talking with a smile.

Second image: Elsa from Frozen, in her ice gown, looking round uncertainly.]

(217): Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?

21 8 / 2014

[First image: Disney’s Cinderella, in her servant’s clothes and with her hair covered, leaning forward to wag a finger as she speaks.
Second image: Aurora | Briar Rose, smiling fondly.]
(604): Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me.
(604): Bring breadsticks.

[First image: Disney’s Cinderella, in her servant’s clothes and with her hair covered, leaning forward to wag a finger as she speaks.

Second image: Aurora | Briar Rose, smiling fondly.]

(604): Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me.

(604): Bring breadsticks.

21 8 / 2014

[Image: Anna from Frozen, sitting up in bed and looking bleary. She is still in her nightgown, and her hair is an impressively tangled mess.]
(604): I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb

[Image: Anna from Frozen, sitting up in bed and looking bleary. She is still in her nightgown, and her hair is an impressively tangled mess.]

(604): I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb

20 8 / 2014

[Image: Fix-it Felix and Tamora Calhoun, at their wedding, smiling at each other.]
(614): But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.

[Image: Fix-it Felix and Tamora Calhoun, at their wedding, smiling at each other.]

(614): But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.

20 8 / 2014

[Image: Aladdin, wrapped in a sheet and holding a loaf of bread.]
(414): Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes

[Image: Aladdin, wrapped in a sheet and holding a loaf of bread.]

(414): Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes

19 8 / 2014

[Image: Lumiere and Cogsworth, from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. Lumiere grins as Cogsworth scolds him.]
(606): Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?

[Image: Lumiere and Cogsworth, from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. Lumiere grins as Cogsworth scolds him.]

(606): Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?

19 8 / 2014

[Image: Elsa from Frozen, in her newly-created ice gown and in her Ice Palace, walking forwards triumphantly.]
(773): And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive

[Image: Elsa from Frozen, in her newly-created ice gown and in her Ice Palace, walking forwards triumphantly.]

(773): And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive

18 8 / 2014

[Image: Ariel from The Little Mermaid, tugging on her hair and talking worriedly.]
(815): I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?

[Image: Ariel from The Little Mermaid, tugging on her hair and talking worriedly.]

(815): I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?