23 7 / 2014

[Image: Nani Pelakai from Lilo & Stitch, throwing herself backwards onto the couch with a look of dismay.]
(760): Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say “hey, you’re beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?” Hell yes!

[Image: Nani Pelakai from Lilo & Stitch, throwing herself backwards onto the couch with a look of dismay.]

(760): Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say “hey, you’re beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?” Hell yes!

22 7 / 2014

[Image: Vincenzo “Vinny” Santorini, leaning out of the flap of his tent with a lit match in one hand.]
(612): I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.

[Image: Vincenzo “Vinny” Santorini, leaning out of the flap of his tent with a lit match in one hand.]

(612): I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.

21 7 / 2014

[Image: Fergus from Brave, in front of a huge plate of meat, speaking wryly.]
(+44): i just got referred to as “the Loch Ness Cockster”. God bless my Scottish heritage.

[Image: Fergus from Brave, in front of a huge plate of meat, speaking wryly.]

(+44): i just got referred to as “the Loch Ness Cockster”. God bless my Scottish heritage.

21 7 / 2014

[Image: Vincenzo “Vinnie” Santorini, gripping Milo Thatch by the arms and talking to him enthusiastically.
Second image: Mrs. Packard, Sweet, Vinnie and Audrey, looking at Milo.]
(210): We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It’s why we are friends.

[Image: Vincenzo “Vinnie” Santorini, gripping Milo Thatch by the arms and talking to him enthusiastically.

Second image: Mrs. Packard, Sweet, Vinnie and Audrey, looking at Milo.]

(210): We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It’s why we are friends.

20 7 / 2014

[First image: Anna from Frozen, looking disgusted.
Second image: Elsa and Jack, kissing on the balcony of Elsa’s Ice Palace. Photoshopped image.]
(224): my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno

[First image: Anna from Frozen, looking disgusted.

Second image: Elsa and Jack, kissing on the balcony of Elsa’s Ice Palace. Photoshopped image.]

(224): my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno

20 7 / 2014

[First image: Elsa from Frozen, looking dismayed.
Second image: Anna and Hans in the boat. Anna is on top of Hans, and they are both wide-eyed.]
(224): my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno

[First image: Elsa from Frozen, looking dismayed.

Second image: Anna and Hans in the boat. Anna is on top of Hans, and they are both wide-eyed.]

(224): my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno

19 7 / 2014

[First image: Meg from Hercules, looking round questioningly.
Second image: Hades in his throne, with a large cigar in his mouth, grinning and giving a fiery thumbs-up.]
(903): is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?

[First image: Meg from Hercules, looking round questioningly.

Second image: Hades in his throne, with a large cigar in his mouth, grinning and giving a fiery thumbs-up.]

(903): is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?

19 7 / 2014

[Image: Belle from Beauty and the Beast, wiping mud off a book and talking to someone offscreen.]
(503): I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating.

[Image: Belle from Beauty and the Beast, wiping mud off a book and talking to someone offscreen.]

(503): I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating.

18 7 / 2014

[First image: Anna from Frozen, on the staircase of the Ice Palace, speaking earnestly.
Second image: Elsa at the top of the stairs, hands clasped.
Third image: Anna with her head tilted and a nervous expression, one hand raised.]
(864): If you don’t, I will tell Dad you are gay.
(828): Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner.
(864): Previous statement retracted.

[First image: Anna from Frozen, on the staircase of the Ice Palace, speaking earnestly.

Second image: Elsa at the top of the stairs, hands clasped.

Third image: Anna with her head tilted and a nervous expression, one hand raised.]

(864): If you don’t, I will tell Dad you are gay.

(828): Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner.

(864): Previous statement retracted.

18 7 / 2014

[First image: Disney’s Snow White, leaning over and talking.
Second image: Disney’s Cinderella, looking surprised.]
(443): Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You’ll be home before midnight Cinderella.

[First image: Disney’s Snow White, leaning over and talking.

Second image: Disney’s Cinderella, looking surprised.]

(443): Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You’ll be home before midnight Cinderella.