10 9 / 2014

[Image: Jessie and Buzz Lightyear, from Toy Story Toy. Buzz is looking to the side, one finger raised, while Jessie stands with her hands on her hips eyeing him appreciatively.]
(514): Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.

[Image: Jessie and Buzz Lightyear, from Toy Story Toy. Buzz is looking to the side, one finger raised, while Jessie stands with her hands on her hips eyeing him appreciatively.]

(514): Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.

18 6 / 2014

[First image: Woody and Jessie from Toy Story 2. Jessie is pushing Woody to the floor.
Second image: Buzz Lightyear, closing his helmet.]
(412): he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
(610): We call him Texas for a reason.

[First image: Woody and Jessie from Toy Story 2. Jessie is pushing Woody to the floor.

Second image: Buzz Lightyear, closing his helmet.]

(412): he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after

(610): We call him Texas for a reason.

18 12 / 2012

[First image: Buzz Lightyear and Jessie, from Toy Story. Buzz has his hands folded behind his back as he addresses Jessie.
Second image: Buzz and Jessie. Jessie has her hands on her cocked hips and is looking amused. Buzz has one hand raised, holding up a finger as if asking for pause, and is wearing a concerned expression.]
(323): Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.

[First image: Buzz Lightyear and Jessie, from Toy Story. Buzz has his hands folded behind his back as he addresses Jessie.

Second image: Buzz and Jessie. Jessie has her hands on her cocked hips and is looking amused. Buzz has one hand raised, holding up a finger as if asking for pause, and is wearing a concerned expression.]

(323): Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.

19 11 / 2012

[Image: Buzz Lightyear and Jessie from Toy Story. Buzz is leaning in slightly and talkng, with his arms behind his back, as Jessie looks at him.]
(609): i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina.

[Image: Buzz Lightyear and Jessie from Toy Story. Buzz is leaning in slightly and talkng, with his arms behind his back, as Jessie looks at him.]

(609): i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina.

04 11 / 2012

[Image: Woody from Toy Story, reading from a written note with a concerned expression on his face. Various other toys, including Jessie and Buzz, are gathered round him, with varying expressions of concern or surprise.]
(612): I just read “to infinity and beyond” as “to infidelity and beyond” something is seriously wrong with my psyche.

[Image: Woody from Toy Story, reading from a written note with a concerned expression on his face. Various other toys, including Jessie and Buzz, are gathered round him, with varying expressions of concern or surprise.]

(612): I just read “to infinity and beyond” as “to infidelity and beyond” something is seriously wrong with my psyche.

25 5 / 2012

[Top image: Buzz and Jessie from Toy Story, talking.
Bottom image: Woody cocking his hat.]
(815): Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won.

[Top image: Buzz and Jessie from Toy Story, talking.

Bottom image: Woody cocking his hat.]

(815): Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won.

25 3 / 2012

[Image: Jessie from Toy Story, covered in paint.]
(973): I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee is bleeding. When I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I’m having a good morning.

[Image: Jessie from Toy Story, covered in paint.]

(973): I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee is bleeding. When I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I’m having a good morning.

25 3 / 2012

[Image: Jessie from Toy Story, holding a key and smirking.]
(407): I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city.

[Image: Jessie from Toy Story, holding a key and smirking.]

(407): I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city.

25 3 / 2012

[Image: Jessie from Toy Story, grabbing hold of Buzz.]
(216): You grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission

[Image: Jessie from Toy Story, grabbing hold of Buzz.]

(216): You grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission

17 2 / 2012

[Top image: Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story, looking dubious.
Bottom images: Stinky Pete, Jessie and Woody.]
(217): I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats.

[Top image: Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story, looking dubious.

Bottom images: Stinky Pete, Jessie and Woody.]

(217): I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats.