18 12 / 2012
![[First image: Buzz Lightyear and Jessie, from Toy Story. Buzz has his hands folded behind his back as he addresses Jessie.
Second image: Buzz and Jessie. Jessie has her hands on her cocked hips and is looking amused. Buzz has one hand raised, holding up a finger as if asking for pause, and is wearing a concerned expression.]
(323): Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/88343bb725fea2c35e32cb6cfb9be77b/tumblr_mf76pap6031r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[First image: Buzz Lightyear and Jessie, from Toy Story. Buzz has his hands folded behind his back as he addresses Jessie.
Second image: Buzz and Jessie. Jessie has her hands on her cocked hips and is looking amused. Buzz has one hand raised, holding up a finger as if asking for pause, and is wearing a concerned expression.]
(323): Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
19 11 / 2012
![[Image: Buzz Lightyear and Jessie from Toy Story. Buzz is leaning in slightly and talkng, with his arms behind his back, as Jessie looks at him.]
(609): i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdodeirl2f1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[Image: Buzz Lightyear and Jessie from Toy Story. Buzz is leaning in slightly and talkng, with his arms behind his back, as Jessie looks at him.]
(609): i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina.
04 11 / 2012
![[Image: Woody from Toy Story, reading from a written note with a concerned expression on his face. Various other toys, including Jessie and Buzz, are gathered round him, with varying expressions of concern or surprise.]
(612): I just read “to infinity and beyond” as “to infidelity and beyond” something is seriously wrong with my psyche.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcyiryBxGt1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[Image: Woody from Toy Story, reading from a written note with a concerned expression on his face. Various other toys, including Jessie and Buzz, are gathered round him, with varying expressions of concern or surprise.]
(612): I just read “to infinity and beyond” as “to infidelity and beyond” something is seriously wrong with my psyche.
25 5 / 2012
![[Top image: Buzz and Jessie from Toy Story, talking.
Bottom image: Woody cocking his hat.]
(815): Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l7h7IEfQ1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[Top image: Buzz and Jessie from Toy Story, talking.
Bottom image: Woody cocking his hat.]
(815): Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won.
25 3 / 2012
![[Image: Jessie from Toy Story, covered in paint.]
(973): I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee is bleeding. When I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I’m having a good morning.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1eq9p9I9e1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[Image: Jessie from Toy Story, covered in paint.]
(973): I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee is bleeding. When I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I’m having a good morning.
25 3 / 2012
![[Image: Jessie from Toy Story, holding a key and smirking.]
(407): I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1eq7nhl211r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[Image: Jessie from Toy Story, holding a key and smirking.]
(407): I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city.
25 3 / 2012
![[Image: Jessie from Toy Story, grabbing hold of Buzz.]
(216): You grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1eq644kzi1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[Image: Jessie from Toy Story, grabbing hold of Buzz.]
(216): You grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
17 2 / 2012
![[Top image: Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story, looking dubious.
Bottom images: Stinky Pete, Jessie and Woody.]
(217): I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgejrPdpB1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[Top image: Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story, looking dubious.
Bottom images: Stinky Pete, Jessie and Woody.]
(217): I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats.
06 1 / 2012
![[Image: Jessie from Toy Story, grabbing hold of Buzz.]
(770): Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That’s how I know you’re not gay.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxam6cIMSr1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
[Image: Jessie from Toy Story, grabbing hold of Buzz.]
(770): Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That’s how I know you’re not gay.
![[Top image: Prospecter Pete from Toy Story, looking shocked.
Bottom image: Jessie grabbing hold of Buzz.]
(215): i’m about to tell me dad “sorry staying in isnt an option. i’m fucking a marine tonight.”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luahymHQZt1r3x5mjo1_500.jpg)
